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my second and long awaited final report from LA....
chapter1
The
man walks at me fast like he's got something to tell me...he keeps direct eye
contact with me, not even letting a blink hide his
target...closer...faster....he stops dead in front of me and said in a reverby
way " ooh, the donuts and chinese are sure to please , we know it will be
enjoyment for you!" I looked deep into his things and said "dont you ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever...do what your doing around me EVER again...ok? OK?" He looked
at me and did nothing...you know why he did nothing? cuz he was beaten as a kid?
cuz hes on welfare? cuz hes a boner in the limp dinks of
society?noooooooooooooooooooo! hes not real! im stoned!
ummmm, freak this shite i need to type something different now..."Goodnight
Springfeild! Thanks Alot we are the Antelope Sandwichs!" IM changing my name to
PLus 1 so im always on the list! johnny is here to sip your milkshake ,
morrmy....did you here me moormy???did you? you know i donut like it when you
donut like it when you donut answer me??? feel the bump ! oooooooohhhhhhhhh, the
bump will save the day! John Donson roams the area in search for the shadys, he
takes him out like girls with the tings! guess what? im not HIgh! i am im not
not youll never know im probably naked in japan righht now? youll never
know!
oh dude? on a scale that has nothing to do with los angeles, id give it
a giant &...isnt & a number? My new band is CAlled &...then jonny
said..."&" "hhow was your day?
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&?
chapter2
what!
ŠNovember 30, 1998 Ricky Luau, All rights reserved.